![Elmensmag on Instagram: “Short message to the wives since it's the weekend; keep your husband's stomach full and his balls … | Funny pictures, Short messages, Jokes Elmensmag on Instagram: “Short message to the wives since it's the weekend; keep your husband's stomach full and his balls … | Funny pictures, Short messages, Jokes](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/84/46/998446a2dfe9cbf27a4ca584f007d17d.jpg)
Elmensmag on Instagram: “Short message to the wives since it's the weekend; keep your husband's stomach full and his balls … | Funny pictures, Short messages, Jokes
![What if I told you All you have to do for your man to stay loyal is keep his belly full and his balls empty. - Matrix Morpheus | Make a Meme What if I told you All you have to do for your man to stay loyal is keep his belly full and his balls empty. - Matrix Morpheus | Make a Meme](https://media.makeameme.org/created/what-if-i-13vgpp.jpg)
What if I told you All you have to do for your man to stay loyal is keep his belly full and his balls empty. - Matrix Morpheus | Make a Meme
![As the woman your job is to keep his belly full, balls empty, and the house and laundry clean. If you can not do that you shouldn't be with a man. As the woman your job is to keep his belly full, balls empty, and the house and laundry clean. If you can not do that you shouldn't be with a man.](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1hMDkwZjY3Yjk4ZTdlZjQw.png)
As the woman your job is to keep his belly full, balls empty, and the house and laundry clean. If you can not do that you shouldn't be with a man.
![Keeping a man happy is simple ladies. Just make sure their stomach is full, and their testicles empty. | Flirting Ecard Keeping a man happy is simple ladies. Just make sure their stomach is full, and their testicles empty. | Flirting Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1lNTg5NmViYTVjYWI4YjYw.png)
Keeping a man happy is simple ladies. Just make sure their stomach is full, and their testicles empty. | Flirting Ecard
best advice I ever got on how to keep a man: 1) keep his belly full. & 2) keep his balls empty. ;) - Post by bettie_sailor on Boldomatic
![THE SECRET TO A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE IS TO KEEP HIS STOMACH FULL AND HIS BALLS EMPTY - America's best pics and videos THE SECRET TO A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE IS TO KEEP HIS STOMACH FULL AND HIS BALLS EMPTY - America's best pics and videos](https://img.ifunny.co/images/6a6d4d5dbcd859a5507bbe74023b0aea69a9ef1bb88e2e5b583285828a722d35_1.jpg)
THE SECRET TO A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE IS TO KEEP HIS STOMACH FULL AND HIS BALLS EMPTY - America's best pics and videos
![If the two rules to a happy husband are to keep his belly full and balls empty, no wonder my Monday started off with a cold shower and takeout. | Sympathy Ecard If the two rules to a happy husband are to keep his belly full and balls empty, no wonder my Monday started off with a cold shower and takeout. | Sympathy Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/if-the-two-rules-to-a-happy-husband-are-to-keep-his-belly-full-and-balls-empty-no-wonder-my-monday-started-off-with-a-cold-shower-and-takeout-9b9a3.png)
If the two rules to a happy husband are to keep his belly full and balls empty, no wonder my Monday started off with a cold shower and takeout. | Sympathy Ecard
![Never let your man leave the house with his stomach empty and his balls full - A girl I know said this was the best way to keep him from cheating - quickmeme Never let your man leave the house with his stomach empty and his balls full - A girl I know said this was the best way to keep him from cheating - quickmeme](http://m.quickmeme.com/img/2a/2a1aa3890e2f69b06ad29a84de6f97c0fb9a15e9f0d175ac9c4be24236e3764a.jpg)